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Scilla! "Wherever I Chat." 1997 (Approximately).

By: Scilla!

Apologies to A.A. Milne again!

Wherever I chat there's always you, there's always you and me.
"What should I do?" I'd say to you. "Since I just got booted!"
"Well I did, too". It isn't much fun to loose your link!"
"But, that's how it is!" said you to me. "That's how it is!" said you.

"Let's look for Pet Chats" I said to you. "Yes let's" said you to me.
We searched the net and we found a few. "Yes these are Pet Chats alright" said you.
We chatted for hours and then said "Poof". Silly old Pet Chats, you'd like them, too!
"I always like Pet Chats with you" said you. "I'm never alone with you.".

"What is your baud rate?" I said to you. "My what?" said you to me.
"I think that ought to be 2-8-8-0-0." "Well then no wonder that mine is slow!"
"You bought a cheap modem, I told you so!" "But that's what I did" said you to me.
"That's what I did" said you.

So wherever I am there's always you, there's always you and me.
"What would I do?" I said to you. "If it wasn't for you?" and you said "True!"
"Chat isn't much fun for one, but two can go together"
said you to me. "That's how it is!" said you.